kommandanthydra:

Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Accurate.

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

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“Actors can’t call themselves actors without an audience to watch them, and the idea that you’re all out there and believing in the work I do is a source of enormous pride.”

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justicemuffins:

There is literally no way to communicate my screaming laughter in response to this.

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